Description
This relaxed-fit tee carries a quiet, dry sense of humor for anyone who spends more time debugging than socializing. The soft garment-dyed cotton feels lived-in from day one — like a faithful companion for late-night coding sessions, long conference flights, or weekend hackathons. A simple hand-drawn hourglass and the phrase “My mind is buffering… please wait 3-5 business years.” sit chest-high in understated ink, letting fellow devs and data people nod and smile without shouting for attention. Wear it to meetups, coffee-fueled sprints, or when you need something comfortable that still speaks your language.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed finish for a vintage look and soft hand
– Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durable seams
– Tubular (no side seams) construction — cleaner drape and reduced waste
Models shown are generated for product demonstration purposes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
